Curse

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 10, 2006, 09:49 PM // 21:49

Eats shuttle.
Defuses massive bomb.
Eats massive bomb.
Eats sun.
Oooooh man, that one burned going down.
Sips beer.
Explodes.
Respawns in depths of Hell.
Warps back to bar.
Orders beer.
Sips beer.

BenO_Under · Sep 11, 2006, 12:18 AM // 00:18

i didnt know doomlord could do that

*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 12:29 AM // 00:29

paul's just cranky because he hasn't had his 50,000,000 peanuts yet
*rolls eyes*
*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 11, 2006, 12:39 AM // 00:39

Takes sun out of corpse and throws it back where it belongs.
Eats BenO.
Mmmm, tastes like chicken!
Digests BenO.
Excretes BenO.
Sips beer.

BenO_Under · Sep 11, 2006, 12:41 AM // 00:41

*my ghost comes back and pwns you*

*drinks beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 11, 2006, 12:49 AM // 00:49

Watches as BenO's ghost's ethereal fists pass right throuh him.
Shugs.
Sips beer.

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 12:50 AM // 00:50

everybody's picking on crunchbite

here ya go!
*gives crunchbite a beer*

BenO_Under · Sep 11, 2006, 12:50 AM // 00:50

thanks
*drinks beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 11, 2006, 12:54 AM // 00:54

Watches BenO's ghost attempt to drink beer.
Sees beer pass right through onto the floor.
Sees pwnd lapping up the beer.
Rolls eyes.
Sips beer.

BenO_Under · Sep 11, 2006, 12:56 AM // 00:56

dont drink my beer pwnd

*drinks beer*

what did i do to deserve to die?

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 01:00 AM // 01:00

yeah, people, stop being so mean to crunchbite!

*finds someone*
*kills them*
*gives the body to crunchbite*

*sips beer*

BenO_Under · Sep 11, 2006, 01:01 AM // 01:01

thanks for the body, who did you kill anyway?
*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 01:03 AM // 01:03

....George Kloony...he was getting loony.

*sips beer*

(or however you spell his name)

BenO_Under · Sep 11, 2006, 01:06 AM // 01:06

George Klooney eh?
*drinks beer*
whos George Klooney?

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 01:10 AM // 01:10

besides the fact that I probably spelled his last name wrong....

he's a really good actor type person.

*sips beer*
*eats peanuts*

BenO_Under · Sep 11, 2006, 01:13 AM // 01:13

oh, ok

*pwns doomlord again*

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 01:16 AM // 01:16

yeah....but ur still crunchbite.

*drinks beer*

BenO_Under · Sep 11, 2006, 01:18 AM // 01:18

i know, i just dont like doomlord

*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 01:22 AM // 01:22

why dont you like doomlord? I mean, if you gotta hate someone, hate paul

*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 11, 2006, 01:27 AM // 01:27

Sees George Clooney trying to pwn him.
Ignores Clooney since I can't feel his punches anyways.
Sips beer.